I have learned another interesting trait of my dear wife. It turns out she is a human bug zapper. Well maybe not a bug zapper, but certainly a great bug attractor. The bugs are attracted to Sheila like she's the ultimate bug light. They are attacking her in mass and leaving me totally alone. Life is good, at least for me. Poor Sheila is itching all over. These nasty little no see ums are driving her crazy.
Lesson #4: Always make sure the wife is outside when I am and don't sit too close to her.
PS I really must attract bugs, look what I married!!
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