Fishing Lessons

After thousands of hours of fishing lessons (okay so it was two days) and catching nothing. It has to be one of two things.

1. My brother Ron is a total failure as a fishing instructor

or (and the most likely)

2. I am still the worlds worst fisherman. We tried hard for the last two days but have had no luck at all. You would think that with an ocean full of fish at least one of them would be dumb enough to get caught by me, but apparently not. At least sitting by the seaside and watching the dolphins cruise by was fun. Maybe they were eating all the fish in the area. (Good excuse, right?)